It will never snow in Florida: Archive

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“a lot can go wrong with your vagina” Things I say that aren’t as funny via text post but I swear it was funny when I said it

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just-my-little-escape asked: Good evening lovely!

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lucy-daughter0fthedevil replied to your post: also fuck whoever ate my left over chipotle! hahaha youre so funny MY LIFE IS A JOKE

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also fuck whoever ate my left over chipotle!

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lucy-daughter0fthedevil replied to your post: I HATE OLD PEOPLE THEY SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING… FUCK SOUTH FLORIDA!!! LET”S GTFO! I’M MOVING TO ICELAND, SWEDEN, OR DENMARK GOODBYE

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I HATE OLD PEOPLE THEY SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING DRIVING SERIOUSLY THEY ALL NEED TO RETAKE A DRIVERS TEST AND I DONT MEAN A STUPID PARKING LOT TEST WHERE A DUMBASS PASSES YOU NO MATTER WHAT OUT ON THE HIGHWAY AND ON BUSY STREETS ALL DAY. THEY WILL ALL FAIL SERIOUSLY IF I DIDNT MAKE A LAST MINUTE DESCISION TO CHANGE LANES (TO BENEFIT THEM!) I’D HAVE NO CAR RIGHT NOW. FUCK OLD PEOPLE FUCK SOUTH...

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I miss having a group of friends and taking photos of the shit we did. growing up sucks.

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I need to stop assuming everyone I know automatically knows I do not partake in drinking, dancing, going to bars/clubs(for the most part), etc. I feel mean when I just don’t give them an answer, or say “uh no?”

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My instagram is boring Follow me: xnattendox

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I am going to be 22 in 26 days GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK MY LIFE

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xbutt-enthusiastx: xnattendox replied to your post: Joyce Manor is playing (the furthest south) in… i’d be down to ride with you but it seems like your car is gonna be full lol knowing most people, they’ll all bail last minute and i know you’ll have money for sure, so there will probably be space cuz I’m an adult! lol alright just keep me updated. I’ll know for sure closer to the...

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seriously the photos I like the least are the ones people LOVE a photo that took no effort, crappy editing, crappy lighting, etc. whatever I’ll take it

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lucy-daughter0fthedevil asked: Au contraire ma dame, you are the bootyful one ❤

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1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success jesus fucking christ. I actually work with a girl kinda like this…I just fake laugh and walk away from her.

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sharedbodies asked: when you like my stuff my heart melts just saying whatever bye!!!

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